💨 DAD’s Secret Weapon: The Fart Emergency Candle!
When Dad’s stomach rumbles and the air’s about to crumble, there’s only one way to save the day: light this candle! This trusty jar of fragrant rescue is your first line of defense against the mysterious clouds Dad leaves behind. Fresh, clean, and downright heroic—consider it your personal fart extinguisher!
🔥 Light it up, clear the air, and restore peace to your home. Because every Dad deserves a little dignity… and a lot less stink!
Product features - Eco-friendly and non-toxic, made from natural ingredients - Reusable glass vessel for sustainable decor - Variety of unique scents to choose from - Compliant with ASTM safety standards - Assembled in the USA using globally sourced materials
Care instructions - Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
